(A parody for Australian payroll professionals)
On the first day of Christmas, payroll sent to me…
A payslip that was fully STP.
On the second day of Christmas, payroll sent to me…
Two tax tables,
And a payslip that was fully STP.
On the third day of Christmas, payroll sent to me…
Three leave requests,
Two tax tables,
And a payslip that was fully STP.
On the fourth day of Christmas, payroll sent to me…
Four frantic callers,
Three leave requests,
Two tax tables,
And a payslip that was fully STP.
On the fifth day of Christmas, payroll sent to me…
Fiiiiive missed timesheets!
Four frantic callers,
Three leave requests,
Two tax tables,
And a payslip that was fully STP.
On the sixth day of Christmas, payroll sent to me…
Six awards updating,
Five missed timesheets!
Four frantic callers,
Three leave requests,
Two tax tables,
And a payslip that was fully STP.
On the seventh day of Christmas, payroll sent to me…
Seven checks for super,
Six awards updating,
Five missed timesheets!
Four frantic callers,
Three leave requests,
Two tax tables,
And a payslip that was fully STP.
On the eighth day of Christmas, payroll sent to me…
Eight rosters shifting,
Seven checks for super,
Six awards updating,
Five missed timesheets!
Four frantic callers,
Three leave requests,
Two tax tables,
And a payslip that was fully STP.
On the ninth day of Christmas, payroll sent to me…
Nine terminations pending,
Eight rosters shifting,
Seven checks for super,
Six awards updating,
Five missed timesheets!
Four frantic callers,
Three leave requests,
Two tax tables,
And a payslip that was fully STP.
On the tenth day of Christmas, payroll sent to me…
Ten ESS logins failing,
Nine terminations pending,
Eight rosters shifting,
Seven checks for super,
Six awards updating,
Five missed timesheets!
Four frantic callers,
Three leave requests,
Two tax tables,
And a payslip that was fully STP.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, payroll sent to me…
Eleven deadlines looming,
Ten ESS logins failing,
Nine terminations pending,
Eight rosters shifting,
Seven checks for super,
Six awards updating,
Five missed timesheets!
Four frantic callers,
Three leave requests,
Two tax tables,
And a payslip that was fully STP.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, payroll sent to me…
Twelve managers asking,
Eleven deadlines looming,
Ten ESS logins failing,
Nine terminations pending,
Eight rosters shifting,
Seven checks for super,
Six awards updating,
Five missed timesheets!
Four frantic callers,
Three leave requests,
Two tax tables,
And a payslip that was fully STP!
